MÓJ ULUBIONY KAWAL PO ANGIELSKU – odzwierciedla moja znajomosc tego jezyka 😉
3 men (a belgian, a german and a french) have an interview for a new job in England. Just before the interview, someone tells them:
– OK, you’ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: „green”, „pink” and „yellow”. First, the belgian says:
– I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV.
Second, the german:
– I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself : I hope it will be a pink day.
And the french:
– I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : „green…. green… green…”I pink up ze phone and I zay „Yellow?.